"Absolutely not."

"Ashes of my ex."

"Ask me about my emotional damage."

"Built from red flags."

"Built on caffeine and poor decisions."

"C*ntinental Breakfast"

"Caffeine Coworkers."

"Caffeine, then feelings. Maybe."

"Can’t talk, having a breakdown."

"Conceived during a pub fight."

"Congratulations, no one gives a f*ck."

"Cry me a decaf."

"Dead inside. Caffeinated outside."

"Deadpan. Overcaffeinated. Thriving."

"Don’t mistake my silence for interest."

"Don’t speak. Just leave."

"Dumb with confidence."

"Eat sh*t and sip slow."

"Emotionally unavailable."

"Everything’s fine. Except everything."

"F*ck your vibes. I'm tired."

"F*cked around, still finding out."

"F*cked in the head, cute in the face."